From: Androcles on

"Laura" <laura(a)laura> wrote in message news:3o5c0i.4ke.19.1(a)news.alt.net...
> I'm pregnant and I've just set fire to my hairy pissflaps. Will it kill
> my baby?
>
>
> Laura

Yes. Setting fire to hairy pissflaps is a medieval form of abortion that
was applied to witches, usually after chaining them to a stake. Did
you remember to chain yourself to a stake?