From: M.L. on
>> Here's an approach that can stop calls to your number for people
>> you don't know. It has worked with persistent debt collectors
>> and equally persistent wrong-number callers:
>>
>> Caller: Is Jane Deadbeat there?
>> Me: She's in jail.
>
> Here's one I used: me: Hello?
> her: May I speak to Mr. soandso?
> me: Who's calling, please?
> her: so and so
> me: Why do you want to speak to Mr. ...?
> her: I can't tell you that. I have to speak
> to him.
> me: Well, I'm his wife. You can tell me.
> her: No, I have to speak to him.
> me: (highly agitated!) Who are you! Why do
> you wan't to speak to MY HUSBAND? Are you having an AFFAIR with him?
> her: Oh my!
> Then she hung up. My husband was standing right there listening. We
> got such a laugh out it!

What if you're alone and the agent asks for someone who is female?

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