From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on
For it to have Free Enterprise, someone would have get fucked, unless
you institute some kind of bureaucracy (presumably the angels) to
protect those less lucky... (We assume the angels are not
corruptible.)

Now, God can go for full blast COMMUNISM (not in the derogatory sense
of it) and institute a perfect Maoist Utopia --without, of course,
Mao's purges.

Or God may institute a system of voluntary COOPERATION similar to the
kibbutz. Then we could enjoy two parallel heavens where you can do
whatever you want, one for the selfish and one for the unselfish. At
the very least I'd expect a sense of community, not a Gated Community
in Heaven.

The motto on the Heavenly Kibbutz would read: "You scratch my back, I
scratch yours."

I like that.


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From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on
On Jun 26, 1:29 pm, "ranjit_math...(a)yahoo.com"
<ranjit_math...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jun 26, 10:55 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the
> Movement of Tantra-Hammock" <nolionnoprob...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > For it to have Free Enterprise,
>
> For it to have free enterprise, there would have to be demand. What
> goods and services would there be demand for, in heaven, that is not
> already supplied by heaven?

True, but sometimes advertising makes demand. For example, Stupid
Unnecessary Vehicles are totally unnecessary and yet advertising
creates a demand for them.

A bicycle though is totally necessary --just as Mao envisioned-- so
I'm afraid there's going to be a lot of communism in Heaven.

From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on
On Jun 27, 9:10 am, "CharlesGrozny" <n5...(a)hotmail.com> wrote:
> > On Jun 26, 1:10 pm, "The TibetanMonkeyFucker, Creator of the
> > Movement of the Liberal Temper Tantrum" wrote:
>
> >> True, but sometimes advertising makes demand. For example, Stupid
> >> Unnecessary Vehicles are totally unnecessary and yet advertising
> >> creates a demand for them.
>
> Bullshit. There is a need for just about everything. I don't think every
> suburber ought to be driving an SUV, mind you. (Especially the ones that
> don't know how to drive them!) How do you move things like furniture and
> take kids to soccer practice.

You rent a truck, a real one. Available everywhere.

Otherwise a van does the job so much better.
>
>
>
> >> A bicycle though is totally necessary --just as Mao envisioned-- so
> >> I'm afraid there's going to be a lot of communism in Heaven.
>
> True communism might work in Heaven, and that's the only place it can
> possibly work because we will all be equal and the one person in charge of
> it is God. He's perfect and good, not like your Stalin, Mousey Tounge, Pol
> Potty and Nobama.
>
> Charles Grony

Good for Heaven but not for Earth?

How will God tame your Heart and your Greed? It must be a tyranny. ;)

From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on
On Jun 28, 5:56 pm, e_space <espace1...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> ya lose the key to your cage did ya? ;-^)

I tell you it's scary out there, so the key is not the issue.
Yesterday I saw a bus driver blast a cyclist and then cut him off to
the bus stop. The poor guy had to stand behind the muffler and swallow
all that filth. Dogs get more respect.

And now with the approval of the right to bear arms everywhere, it's
better to prepare your guns inside the cage. Get on your car and run
to the supermarket to get bananas for a week at least.

From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock on
I think it all depends on the kind of dog we are talking about. A
pedigree dog will be valued higher than you, but a mongrel would be
worth about the same.

The pedigree of the cyclist is mostly irrelevant.

Maybe we can send many drivers to this school...

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