From: bearclaw on
In article <1170449641.212062.230110(a)v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>,
throwitout(a)dodgeit.com wrote:

> On Feb 2, 2:30 am, bearc...(a)cruller.invalid wrote:
> > In article <1170371912.190092.101...(a)q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> >
> > throwit...(a)dodgeit.com wrote:
> > > For night-time lighting I like the 0.25Watt electroluminescent lights
> > > that use about 2 cents of power in a year. I can pick them up at the
> > > Dollarama (CSA / UL approved). Leave one in the hall, and one in the
> > > bathroom and I can use the toilet at night without farting
> >
> > Wow. Those are some special lights :-))
>
> Helps keep from waking the wife :-)

WHAT? You don't drug her?
From: throwitout on
On Feb 2, 5:39 pm, bearc...(a)cruller.invalid wrote:
> In article <1170449641.212062.230...(a)v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>,
>
> throwit...(a)dodgeit.com wrote:
> > On Feb 2, 2:30 am, bearc...(a)cruller.invalid wrote:
> > > In article <1170371912.190092.101...(a)q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
>
> > > throwit...(a)dodgeit.com wrote:
> > > > For night-time lighting I like the 0.25Watt electroluminescent lights
> > > > that use about 2 cents of power in a year. I can pick them up at the
> > > > Dollarama (CSA / UL approved). Leave one in the hall, and one in the
> > > > bathroom and I can use the toilet at night without farting
>
> > > Wow. Those are some special lights :-))
>
> > Helps keep from waking the wife :-)
>
> WHAT? You don't drug her?

She drugs herself with Vodka. I only had to add additional drugs to
bring her home the first night. Now yelling and beating her keeps her
in line. She says sumthin' about the booze lessening the pain.

From: bearclaw on
In article <1170459530.386880.273500(a)j27g2000cwj.googlegroups.com>,
throwitout(a)dodgeit.com wrote:

> She drugs herself with Vodka.

Is that reliable?

> I only had to add additional drugs to bring her home the first night.

Cudgels and dragging by the hair work well, too!

> Now yelling and beating her keeps her in line. She says sumthin'
> about the booze lessening the pain.

You know, there are these new things called "shackles"...
From: throwitout on
On Feb 2, 7:45 pm, bearc...(a)cruller.invalid wrote:
> In article <1170459530.386880.273...(a)j27g2000cwj.googlegroups.com>,
>
> throwit...(a)dodgeit.com wrote:
> > She drugs herself with Vodka.
>
> Is that reliable?
>
> > I only had to add additional drugs to bring her home the first night.
>
> Cudgels and dragging by the hair work well, too!
>
> > Now yelling and beating her keeps her in line. She says sumthin'
> > about the booze lessening the pain.
>
> You know, there are these new things called "shackles"...

Not as much fun. Plus then she can't do the cookin' and cleanin'.

From: bearclaw on
In article <1170460522.554525.10740(a)m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>,
throwitout(a)dodgeit.com wrote:

> On Feb 2, 7:45 pm, bearc...(a)cruller.invalid wrote:
> > In article <1170459530.386880.273...(a)j27g2000cwj.googlegroups.com>,
> >
> > throwit...(a)dodgeit.com wrote:
> > > She drugs herself with Vodka.
> >
> > Is that reliable?
> >
> > > I only had to add additional drugs to bring her home the first night.
> >
> > Cudgels and dragging by the hair work well, too!
> >
> > > Now yelling and beating her keeps her in line. She says sumthin'
> > > about the booze lessening the pain.
> >
> > You know, there are these new things called "shackles"...
>
> Not as much fun. Plus then she can't do the cookin' and cleanin'.

This has been a lot of fun, but I have to stop now. The ol' ball & chain
just got home.